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Du vent ! Non, let us begin with the news today: Carmen Electra resisted assault by the Bramptoin police "to take her to a safer location in order to avoid unofficial rumours"...she distanced herself from statements and was allowed to reamain free and to appear in public to make out a story that the statement of pregnancy was a gross lie "of the most vulgar kind". Navarro standing by, hoping to comply until "things get too apparent. The pm was refused access to the name "Google own" by city tribunal, he was told "Mr Harper, this is not an available name and the city will not take responsibility for your need to participate". "Censorship" is still the most censored word in the glossy press has declared the Globe and Mail's Mister Debt S. but we are in a safe, friendly, eganging, diplomatic, law abiding cenvironment, so we do not have anything to fear...press censorship is still a great concern of ours though, even though it does not apply to the Globe or Canada. No I do not read the blog and yes I am right". A man by the alias name Judge Justice Relmach was refused access to a plane, he seemed to have attempted to board with a fake passport and a red robe "borrowed from a friend of his as a joke" as well as a copy of the famous Alpha-Gelheen rare bootleg legal psychiatric dossier, now finally in the hands of the ontarian authorities. "The approach of France was not molectable" declared the city as a reason for turning down the continental legal approach towards "piece of artwork made to look like a criminal or psychiatric record and only designed as an artistic statement, collector item, political statement, it is highlighted with sigils, victorian art and esoteric glyphs, old picture of us, and is only availble to private investors in order for it not to be malevolently used by some very doubtful international instances..."it is only a replica", declared today the city affidavitter. Molecting is important when you discuss at this level of secrecy, she declared all coy.
"Monsieur Aleph has been seen in London Uk, that perjurian article in the belgian press will be decried as another vain attempt at unsettling our dear friend and respected protegee, a benevolent city figure, often seen near the chesse shop, Aleph and "Linda Z" are our guests, we are acting as sponsors", declared the Consensus Commitee for a Fair Press in a Fair World in Moscow. Holland: Marijuana cannot make people be broadcating sound waves in all directions, Amsterdam replying to claims that drug consumption is resposible for alien scout communications recorded by Nasa. "It is the stoner's prerogative to believe themself as aliens, sorcerers of the Holy Pearl or jesus christ's cythar, one way or another, it is not in our power to debase them in these beliefs. if they can do it, then they are it and sod your judgementalism, narrow minds!" said the deutsch commitee for protection of stoners, mental users and deprogrammed apeltings. The president of the United States is standing behind allegation of in-office homosexuality. "It is a slur and I stand here untouched", said Mr Bush last night, "mouth may talk...they always do"... he joked with bonhomy while mocking the Boshes. The new Faith no More album will not include any song written by "the rapper" declared the band after friendly internet legend Aleph Alpha delightful commented on the band soon being involved with a politically incorrect restless agitator. A little girl by the name of Shirly Amy Marthe was found all rigid frozen under a Montreal porch last friday. After clearing the air I decided to tell "you know who" that I was not there to promote her public cyclic karmic cataclysmic bullshit. It is the second time she tries and I am well aware of the weight of her statements in the local FM radio cicuit, the impact of such "jokes" on my carreer and the exact location of the real person..."blood sample on request if anyone else has any unlawful comments ok!" she shouted in a viperious voice. I was at home with my spouse, watching Much Music, actuallly, yes all night. Manhattan police arrested tuesday, a nine inches man who, revealed to be containing traces of blood from the Jimmy Carter blood line. "I am from Canada, Claude Rael is my lawyer" said the little man upon being handcuffed. Lyon has not won in Cannes last night, the real match is on tonight, ah, ah, it was only a dream, Spagiri. Passengers to Java Island are being warned: Tsunamis are not garanteed but watch your mouth when you get there, that's all we are prepare to say...The EMU Awards are on next month, yes, on March the 9th, sorry about the Oscars! It did not go the way I anticipated declared Miss Mozarella from the sofa, dealing with some rizla and a can of Coca. "Very disappointed, the show was awfully conservative and Chris Rock was not even there", said one of our VIP friends. The Bad Brains album may not be out on our label declared Alpha Inc. following claims of racial profiling...with regrets DK, we are official now and...We are still hoping for your contracts back so...It's gonna have to be Depeche Mode or East 17, can't take the risk in this climate! My label Exomera Record is a people's choice, I am kind of regimented regarding anarchism and guitars, u know, we will play with great delight to the sound of your plights north america...we are free and you are mite but until the raft reeches the coasts of Spain...It will be East 7 teen, until our raft sails away from daze zone, we will walk to your tune, Missis Bluz, we will dance to the Barenaked Ladies and when we have a chance to shine away we will put our dirty pasports back in our pockets and thank you till it aches, we will O loving one, we will until it ceases to ache or repatriate or lie to disaffect, we will not hell. Jo and Odi, Ottawa, ONtario 6:36 O fling o' War o' cars ?